I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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