Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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