Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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