But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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