He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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