Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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