that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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