I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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