At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
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This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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