Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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