Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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