So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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