it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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