The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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