you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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