I got her a Nickelback box set.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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