There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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