i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
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Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...