Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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