I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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