You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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