Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
I wish i was in the wii world.
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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