At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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