i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
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her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
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The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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