Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
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