you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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