Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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