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Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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