PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
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Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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