oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
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