Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I scissor kicked a one legged man last night.
He was trying to put me in handcuffs.
You have my attention.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I believe in your delicious
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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