i was rollin on her like bob the builder
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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