they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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