he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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