I wanna passion pit in your ass
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
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You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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