know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
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No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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