i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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