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we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
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drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
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Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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