I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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