Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
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She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
50% drunk capacity currently
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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