So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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