i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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