i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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