the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
My boob is missing a layer of skin
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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