A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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