Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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