yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
i think i have herpe
just one?
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
