Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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