I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
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i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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