so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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