Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol