I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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