Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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